Weekends are fun!!

So where I live, we have alot going on this weekend. You guys will laugh, its so lame. But its a small town and its nice to have something to do besides going out to the bars all the time, so much drama! So anyways, we have this HUGE block party type event going on called the "Stinkfest" yeah all about leeks, rednecks, I know! We had about 6000 people last year, drinking in the streets, it is fun. Anything that has to do with hanging out with lots of people and getting drunk, has "a good time" written asll over it! So thats the first thing, then theres the "Regatta". A whole day of drinking too. Ohh the regatta sooo much fun. We canoe down a river, there are thousands of people there, four pit stops where you party. At the end of the race, everyone goes to the fire hall and parties. Last time I went I got into a huge mud wrestling fight and I was covered in mud, I had to take an hour long shower. Heres the catcher, they are on the same day! Which one should I do? I didn't do either last year because I was in Richmond for the Nascar race, so help, what do you think?